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persuade_me (persuade_me) wrote,
@ 2009-11-03 17:43:00

Current mood:

amused

In the conservatory at Lake Cottage
What are you doing, Lily?

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	allandsundry 2009-11-04 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Nuffing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Of course you are. Nothing always involves... a trowel, eggs, and whatever is in that cup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 03:51 am UTC (link)
	It's juice! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 03:59 am UTC (link)
	All right. Then what involves the trowel, juice and... where did you get eggs from? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Issy. I'm grow a chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:02 am UTC (link)
	You can't grow a chicken, sweetheart. Not that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh! 'Cause chickens comed from eggs, Daddy said! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:06 am UTC (link)
	That's very true. But only some eggs and not the ones we eat. Only particular eggs and then the hen must sit on the eggs in her nest until they hatch and the baby chickens come out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh. But I want a chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:11 am UTC (link)
	What on earth for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:14 am UTC (link)
	'Cause. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:17 am UTC (link)
	You have your own personal menagerie as it is. I cannot think why you would want to add a chicken to it, except for something that The Horrible Bob can chase. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:18 am UTC (link)
	My brother wants a chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:20 am UTC (link)
	... What could Scorpius possibly want with a chicken? How can he possibly know about a chicken? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:23 am UTC (link)
	I told him! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm very confused. Why were you ever telling Scorpius anything about chickens and how on earth did that bring him to want one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:27 am UTC (link)
	a put-upon sigh 'Cause Daddy read me one in a book and Scopus didn't know what chickens was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Have you ever seen a chicken? That is, a live chicken not in a book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:31 am UTC (link)
	...no. Daddy said they like Vega only smaller. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

persuade_me
2009-11-04 04:35 am UTC (link)

Well, not really. They're not actually anything like as exciting or beautiful as Vega.

I could... would you like me to bring you chickens? I'm sure I could do that. Although summoning chickens is obviously a terrible idea - between the feathers and the claws and the distress I'm sure it would be awful.

I could conjure the image of a chicken. Or I could send Issy to bring us a chicken. Or I'm sure there are people who cart chickens around, there must be, or where do people buy them from?

Would you like me to?

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	allandsundry 2009-11-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Uh huh! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I suppose chickens aren't insanely life-threatening enough to interest Hagrid... I never was good at any sort of transfiguration, even when it didn't involve living things... And obviously we're not going to call Harry just to get you a chicken. Issy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_elfs_life 2009-11-04 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Master Draco, sir. Miss Lily is wanting more eggs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	persuade_me 2009-11-04 04:47 am UTC (link)
	No, of course not. Eggs. What if she had... Never mind. Can I order chickens? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)